SHREDDER ORPHEUS EMERGES FROM THE VAULT!

For those of you not familiar with a little piece of celluloid skateboard history called “Shredder Orpheus,” here’s a brief synopsis:

The movie stars Orpheus, a ripping guitarist and punk-ass skateboarder who fronts his band, aptly coined “The Shredders”. The issue with being as ripping as Mr. Orpheus is the fact that your girlfriend has a pretty good chance of getting kidnapped and taken to hell and that leaves you stuck going to get her. So that’s just what my main man Orpheus does.

Unfortunately, Orpheus perishes but his former skate gang recover his skull and figure it’s a good idea to take it to deadly late-night skate sessions; they also bring some weird guy in a leather helmet. Behold the stunning conclusion to SHREDDER ORPHEUS!

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